Saludos de Dharma

lunes, 22 de octubre de 2012

Top 10 things NOT to say to a lesbian

1. How do you know you are gay if you have never slept with a man?
Really? Like all heterosexuals dip their toes into the gay pond just to make sure they are straight?!

2.  Which one of you is the man?
Two vaginas does not equal a penis. There is NO man. The clue is in the word lesbians.

3.  I was a lesbian once…in college.
As Bette said in the L Word, "Well you know, that is what we refer to as a Hasbian"

4. Why do you need to have Pride? We don't have hetero Pride marches…
A little thing we like to call "wanting to achieve true equality". If you don't like it, don't look.

5. Do you fancy me? (straight women)
Er, no, you're not quite my type

6. Can you have children?
I have a womb, so I can only assume so.

7. How do you have sex without a penis?
Oh dear. You only have access to one penis? I have several, in a variety of sizes.

8. Can I watch you make out?

9. You are far to good looking to be gay!
Thanks! Most lesbians look like normal people you know.

10. You just need to sleep with me, I'll set you 'straight'.
Uhuh. You're part of the reason I came out!


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